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Southeast WI | Now children the story starts like this. Sadly most years our Great Uncle Coup has long absences from our family. He shows up around the slow times of the year, especially the holiday called Christmas to spread his love, well his love of himself. Uncle Coup brings joy to the NAT family each time he comes back from the great beyond of what we can only believe is the land of planting and harvesting that keeps him quiet most the year 'round.
But oh when Uncle Coup joins the family again to spread his love he chastises everyone for being bloated and stupid and not being able to do math. With the flair of John Madden doing X's and O's, Uncle Coup whips out entire budgets with such simplistic results that no one needs a spreadsheet to be shown how dumb and simple THEY are! We all sit back in awe and marvel at how lucky we are to have our brainy Uncle Coup, for without we'd be lost and completely... dysfunctional?
The super fun part of ole Uncle Coups presents (presence?) are when our young buck cousins try to explain that "no Unc, you're wrong, it really is THIS WAY" that the heavy hand of insults, I mean presents, rain on down on all alike. Silly young cousins go back to the kids table until you learn Uncle Coup is NEVER wrong. Now all NAT family bow your heads before the beatings, ah dammit, I mean before the blessings are handed out by our nomadic Uncle Coup. And with that I wind down this Christmas story wishing all a good night! Thank you Grandpa King for asking us to share memories of our beloved family!
I simple touché will be all Uncle Coup says as he heads off in flash to the land of planting and harvesting taking his love of NAT with him till next time!
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Edited by Pvafarm 12/24/2024 06:26
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Any good dysfunctional family holiday stories?
